We’ve been posting more videos than usual, but we have to lead off with this: some guy, who apparently has a high-end recording mic in his house, but no mixer to plug in his background track, “sings” over his exuberance that Brett Favre retired instead of joining the Minnesota Vikings. And…it’s terrible. I mean, the lyrics aren’t bad. But everything else about it blows. And it gets funnier (to me) every time I watch–WILL SOMEBODY ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE?
Supposedly this guy calls himself “Dan the Piano Man.” Well, if that’s Dan, then who the hell is this? And why is he within 100 yards of those children? Somebody forgot to call his PO this morning…
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“…every time I watch–WILL SOMEBODY ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE?”
LOL! Damn it, I was hoping there’d be no mention of that. I wanted to say something.
That part kills me every time. Almost as much as when he says that Vince Lombardi would be proud of today’s team. Uh huh.
I would prefer someone beat him to goddamn death with the phone. Good Lord, let that overrated famewhore go.
I like the part when he had Alzheimer’s…
When this guy looked directly into the camera at the 43 second mark, I came. hard.
Just when you think you’ve finally seen the ultimate Favre pole-smoker, someone else comes along to trump them. Packer fans really are the most pathetic.
I made it to the 1:54 mark.
Buttburglar – Is that Roosevelt Franklin?
Brett Favre has been an embarrassment for years BEFORE he decided to unretire twice and piss in the face of the fans and team that supported him for years. Favre is not a Packer. Not in my book. Fuck him. Fuck his lazy, self-important ass all the way to hell and back.
@Tim was Tim. Yeah it is!
@El Dub: Glad to hear a Packers fan actually has some sense. I’m a Bears fan, so I’ve been glad to have his rag-armed ass around lately for two games a year — and was looking forward to him playing in Minnesota.
But yeah, if I was a Green Bay fan, that’s how I’d feel. You’re the first one I’ve found though.