08.18.09 MIKE TUNISON’S BOOK CAME OUT TODAY

Those of you looking for another great football read or just walking around with twenty bucks to blow owe it to yourselves to check out The Football Fan’s Manifesto, the dickslappingest book ever written that doesn’t involve Jesus, zombies, or the American Revolution. Yeah, even better than that one guy’s book. Tell us about the book, Michael Tunison:

I finished editing this thing months ago and have had to spend the meantime sitting around praying specific jokes and references would hold up long enough not to be outdated by the time the book even hit stores. For example, there’s one part where I mock Cleveland for its 45-year title drought. Only so the Cavs could made me sweat it out for three whole rounds of the playoffs before failing miserably! Tension, I tells ya. via.

I haven’t finished the book yet, but the paperback cover feels fantasic against my baby soft skin. No, it’s a funny book from a funny guy, whose work you can still find on this site. And on Kissing Suzy Kolber. And on The Sporting Blog starting next week. But the book is better, and therefore, worth spending money on. Unlike your tramp girlfriend, who’s a tramp. Huh, that’s somewhat redundant, isn’t it?