08.06.09 LFL MIAMI COACH: ‘WAY MORE TALENTED’
Bob Hewko has been around the block: the former Florida Gator played in two games with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 1983. He served as GM for the Tampa Bay Storm in the old Arena Football League [single tear], and he’s done some work after football in Vegas. So he seems like a natural fit to coach the Miami Caliente of the Lingerie Football League. The Miami franchise is led by Reese Zoppelt, who apparently works in a Coyote Ugly spinoff bar of some kind. And apparently hates pants, which is probably an LFL prerequisite, anyway. Here’s video of the Caliente tryout and some shots of Reese. As for the other talent on the fiend, Hewko says his quarterback can throw it 55 yards, which is about 30 yards farther than Chad Pennington. You go, girl! via.
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LFL MIAMI COACH: ‘WAY MORE TALENTED’
Haha. It’s funny because Pennington throws like a girl.
By the way, I’m still outraged that Pennington somehow racked up 4 MVP votes last year, and Drew Brees didn’t get a single one. Yup, THAT Chad Pennington got 4 votes. For MVP. Of the WHOLE LEAGUE. Drew Brees, on the other hand, passes for 5,000 freakin’ yards and gets squat.
I guess being the best player at your position doesn’t mean shit if your defense can’t help you into the playoffs.
/jumps off soapbox
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