Had to get to this today: some dude on Youtube gives a running commentary on the Ian Kinsler beaning over the weekend, and it pierces the psyche of the major league ballplayer’s mind like nothing I’ve ever witnessed. Personally, if Kinsler can stand up and start yelling at someone, he can run over there and punch that guy in the mouth. And maybe throw in a joke about the professions of immigrants in America, because those are always so timely and well-conceived. Thanks, Macman Jones.


I think the most fucked up part about this is that they actually have the internet in Texas.
Who gives a fuck about Kinsler, he aint special. If Francona had to hit someone every time Penny gave up a homer he’d make Ike Turner look like a boy scout.
Kenny is not allowed to say “let’s buttfuck this party” around the Boston Red Sox.