Here’s a new Snickers ad with Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri, and I gotta say, I don’t get it. Okay, so dude kicks the ball–from a hold–straight up into space? And it hits a satellite. And not only does that satellite not burn up on re-entry, but crashes on the same field just yards away from where the ball was kicked. Was he aiming for that satellite? Or was he just being a dick because dude was eating candy on the field? Kickers probably eat candy all the time. It’s not like they’re doing any work out there. Thanks, Samer, via.


“Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri”
Don’t you mean Colts snkicker?
/the “k” is silent
The violations of the laws of physics in this ad are so egregious that I think the only way Isaac Newton could be more insulted would be if you took a shit on his grave.
Vinatieri HATES Satellite Piracy.
Patrick Chewing would beat his ass.
Adam Peanutieri makes more sense