DO NOT BEAN KEVIN YOUKILIS. EVER.
08.12.09Here’s video of that big brawl between the Red Sox and Tigers that happened earlier this week when the Sawks’ Kevin Youkilis took a fastball in the back, and Youk is so damn scaring looking that he might has well be jumping out of a flaming van wearing leg irons and an orange jump suit. But seriously, if you really want to rock the pitcher’s world…take the bat with you! Or better yet, take out the catcher with the bat and give yourself a head start to the mound. Catchers wear all kinds of padding, anyway…
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You’re kidding right? This fucking cunt can’t even throw a punch? I hope Joba keeps throwing at him so he can just whine like a fucking bitch in the dugout. Die Kevin Youkilis, die from AIDS.
I just meant that bald head charging up the field. Yeah, it always turns into a hugfest after. They get up there and go all, “Wait, what am I doing?”
@Dimpie, he can’t throw a punch, but did you see him throw that batting helmet? Total pussy move by Youklis.
More like YoukLESS! Amirite!!?!?
IPPON!!!!! That was a wicked hip toss.
@Dimpie…he just didnt want to get Robin Ventura’ed..
Getting bodyslammed by a pitcher…total Jew stereotype.
I just wouldn’t want to get any Youk-sweat on me.
P.S. Dimpie, really? Choosing Joba over Youkilis is like choosing pancreatic cancer over anal cancer.
I stopped watching after the first body hit the floor.
I switched out the video.
Regardless of how you feel about Kevin, the Red Sox, or otherwise, you have to appreciate ANYONE charging the mound these days. Whatever happened to kickass, old school baseball? I would like to see a lot more of this, mixed with skippers running 100 mph out of the dugout, stopping just short of the ump’s face, losing their shit completely, then getting tossed. More of this, please. It’s how the game was meant to be played.
Im not “choosing” Joba over Youkilis. I just remember from last year when Joba hit him a few times and he was whining like a baby in the dugout. If he was as tough(read gay) as he looks he would’ve done something about it.
Lindsey thats bullcrap. The only reason to ever charge the mound is if the pitcher throws one at the ear hole. other than that, you smile at the pitcher and tell him he throws like a girl while you jog down to first base. All this video shows me is that Youk is as big of a self-entitled prick as the rest of Red Sox Nation.
If you’re going to charge the mound at least land a blow, don’t let the pitcher bitch toss you on to your ass. Jeebus.