08.07.09 CHILD GRABS FISH FROM STREAM, FEEDS WORLD

Honestly, I think fishing is one of the dumbest things ever. Sorry, but I can’t do anything slower than playing golf or helping out autistic kids down at the learning center. Sure, I make it look like I’m the one helping them, but where else am I gonna get free crayons? I got stuck with one of those 64-packs, and I can’t tell the difference between brown and burnt siena without HOLY CRAP DID THAT 5-YEAR-OLD GIRL JUST PULL THAT FISH OUT OF A STREAM WITH HER BARE HANDS?! FIRE UP THE SKILLET, MABEL! WE EATIN’ GUUD TONIGHT! YEE HAW!

BY: PUNTE | TAGS: FISHING, KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE UNLESS WE STOP THEM

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CHILD GRABS FISH FROM STREAM, FEEDS WORLD

August 7th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Cinderblock says:

Did something happen to you on a fishing trip as a kid? Fishing is a top 10 manly activity right up there with hunting deer and giving nerds wedgies.

August 7th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

DimpieChimplins says:

You haven’t lived until you’ve caught a Pink Skunk Clownfish. Too bad the only thing I ever catch is a cold.

August 7th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Mrs.Parker says:

@ Dimpie… catch a cold > the clap, just sayin

August 7th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

DimpieChimplins says:

Mrs. Parker shhhhh. Don’t tell them about the STDs we share.

August 7th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

King Jeremy the Wicked says:

freshwater fishing is boring, now offshore is a whole different game altogether.

I am pretty sure that fish she grabbed was a Carp. Dont want to be eating that thing.

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