ANOTHER FIVE-STAR KNOCKOUT
08.04.09The comparison to the terrific JCVD film (and I do mean, “The”) has already been made, but you’d never expect a Bloodsport-style knockout to happen in real life. And yet, here it is, executed by Brazilian Capoeira master Marcus Aurelio over Keegan Marshall in Vancouver. That is mighty. The last time somebody went down that fast, Hugh Grant handed her cash. Eh, that might be a little dated for this crowd…via.

Punter: Try this one instead: “Last time someone took a shot to the face like that, the Philistines all ran away!” Much fresher, no?
“Look at this fruit bag jumping around like that. He’s gonna get smoked isn’t he? Oh boy more acrobatic shhOOOOH HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT?”
Hugh Grant hooker jokes never go out of style, Punter, they’re the new black.
Does that guy really go by Keegan “The Marshall” Marshall? Because I’m glad he got KTFO if he does.
The black monkey guy from Bloodsport should train under him.
Damn it, Dimpie! I’m gettin beat to the punch all day long. Good show, though.
LMAO @ MrC