ZOMBIES + KICKBALL = ???
07.06.09So the guys at Steady Burn dug up this video of people that dressed up as zombies and, with those people apparently not entirely familiar with zombie canon, decided to play a game of kickball. And apparently, none of them had seen Dawn Of The Dead, because these zombies can’t run a lick. Clearly, this outfit of zombies needs a fresh helping of BRAAAIIINS! Or at least a better script supervisor.

DAD, YOU JUST KILLED ZOMBIE FLANDERS!
I’m not what sure what is more pathetic: the fact they were dressed as zombies or the fact that they were playing kick ball.
….I came
Sadly, this is the only way any of these people would get to 1st base.
If you forced yourself on a girl who you thought was a zombie but was actually only DRESSED as a zombie, do you think the DA would let you plead it down to desecration of a corpse?
/not enough rape jokes around here these days
well that got out of hand quickly…