YEAH, BUT CAN HE SHOOT?
07.14.09The Hoop Doctors dug up this video of Donovann Toatley. He’s 8 now, but supposedly this video was made when little Donny was six years old. He’s pretty good at the ball handling end of things. But he can’t shoot, and he doesn’t have anyone to pass to, either. And he could probably use a couple friends and some help with his addition tables. But seriously, this kid will probably get his first BJ before he turns ten. That Dribbling Two Balls At Once thing moistens panties from coast to coast.

Why the extra “n” in his first name?
I was rejected from Hoop Medical School.
The extra N is for Never Getting To The NNBA*.
*that extra N is a typo
They should be teaching him something he might actually use later in life; like how to deal drugs or rap.
I thought kids had to be at least 8 to learn how to carry. Don’t worry kid, the refs will never call it.
I could destroy this kid. I doubt he’d even score one bucket on me.