WEEKEND PICKS: SAN ANTONIO HOMES
07.10.09Every Friday we pick the winners of the weekend’s dickteasingest matchups. Home teams in ALL CAPS.
Tonight: Costa Rica + 0.5 over CANADA. Canada pretty much blows at everything that doesn’t involve ice. Which is a relief. Because my bartender is Canadian.
Reds + 1.5 over Mets. The Mets pretty much blow at everything. No, that’s it. I was finished.
Stampeders -6.5 over BLUE BOMBERS. I watched Winnipeg’s Week 1 game against Edmonton earlier this week and they were unimpressive. Which is partly why I’m taking the under as well (56).
Silver Stars at LYNX, under 155. Yes! WNBA totals are back! Always bet the under. And if I could bet ECONOMY over LPGA, I’d lay that down in a minute.
Tomorrow: Jef United Chiba -0.5 over VISSEL KOBE. I don’t know much about Japan J League, but I’m pretty sure it’s either soccer or jai alai. Eh, it’s probably jai alai.
Mir over Lesnar. That’s just how I think it’ll go down. Mir has the edge in experience, and I think Lesnar will fade into Bolivia after this match.
Sunday: NAP over Sports. You’ll thank me when Monday rolls around.
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But is my job my credit?
The WNBA and the Winnipeg Blowbombers? Money has never been easier to make than this. Of course, unless your Pauly’s mom’s pimp. That pimpin’ IS easy.
DOUBLE-BAGGING over Pauly’s Mom – I want to get laid but I don’t want what she’s carrying
GLASS TABLE over Pauly’s Mom. You can do whatever you like.
Lacrosse isn’t on ice, and we’ll kick your ass at that!
/Canada is apparently a country founded by lesbians.
How humbled am I that my hometown Bombers are getting props on With Leather? Awesome.
Except that they’re actually going to rip of the heads of the Stamps, shit down their throats and then use the leftover heads to kick a rouge.
Maybe if Lesnar gets his ass whomped bad enough, he’ll go crawling back to the WWE, where he belongs.
/greedy wrestling fan who also openly rooted for The Rock’s movie career to tank
@ Westbrook – WWE fucking sucks, ever since WCW went down and HHH and Stephanie took over as the head writers it’s gone so downhill that you actually have to be full retarded to get or like the storylines. If you’re not full blown retarded it just looks like a bunch of people growling at each other trying to dry hump everything they see. I mean come on man, they brought Goldust back…Goldust!!