07.03.09 WEEKEND PICKS: ROCKETS’ RED GLARE
Every Friday we pick the winners to the weekend’s most fingerfuggable matchups. Home teams are in ALL CAPS.
Brewers at CUBS, over 9. The NL Central is just a freaking parking lot right now. There’s a case to be made for the balanced schedule in baseball and just abolishing divisions altogether.
Braves at NATIONALS, over 9.5. Standard operating procedure here with America’s Team.
REDS +1.5 over Cardinals. The Reds pulled out a WTF 10-inning win over the Diamondbacks yesterday, leaving 16 men on base. Today, they’ll get some of those runs in.
ROUGHRIDERS over Lions. CFL or no, I’m still bent that I can’t bet the under on WNBA games anymore.
Tomorrow: Serena over Venus. Always bet on the woman that pretends to design her own clothes.
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WEEKEND PICKS: ROCKETS’ RED GLARE
Always bet on the chick with the awesomer tits.
The Riders defense got raided in the offseason. BC should win.
Linebackers in the CFL are like high school girlfriends. They’re a dime a dozen and theirs always better options available…and if you ask nice they’ll let you put in in their bum…wait, what? Sorry got a little off my point there.
Riders by 4 (For all you Yanks, that’s a field goal and a rouge. No, nothing?? I tried).
If you have TSN, I’ll be the shitfaced guy 3 rows behind the Riders bench. WOOOOOOOO!!
Happy 4th to y’all down south. Gotta go feed my alcohol dependancy.
What about the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest? If you can bet on it it’s a sport.
CHESTNUT over Kobayashi
fuck baseball, fuck tennis, fuck the CFL, fuck taxes, fuck womens rights, fuck LA and fuck carrots!
enjoy your weekend.
The Rider outside linebackers are smaller than Punte’s sisters or any NFL place kicker. We have no chance to do well this year. Drink heavy to make this one look good.
Forgot one…
Bullet to the Brain over STEVE MCNAIR
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