07.31.09 WEEKEND PICKS: INTERCHANGABLE PARTS
Every Friday we pick the winners of the weekend’s anklegrabbingest matchups. We call ‘em WEEKEND PICKS. Home teams in ALL CAPS. img.
Nationals at PIRATES, over 8. I’m jumping on that “8″ like a 14-year-old Thai girl runs into a crowd of married American businessmen.
REDS +1.5 over Rockies The Reds are starting to suck. Everything was chugging along before Dusty Baker started acting like Dusty baker.
TIGER-CATS +2.5 over Lions, under 51. Dear CFL: Your stats page is a joke. Get bent, eh?
Royals at RAYS, under 10. Sidney Ponson (1-6, 6.79 ERA) might be the worst starter in the majors. Still, eleven runs is a lot; I’ll either win or push if they come up short of that.
Lynx at SHOCK, under 157. Did you know that WNBA.com actually has a STATS link? Isn’t that cute? Seriously, they pretty much took the average scores of these two teams and added them up to get this bet.
Tomorrow: Sharapova over Venus Williams. I like the part where they grunt really loudly.
Sunday: TIGER WOODS over Field. There’s no better way to end the last Buick Open.
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WEEKEND PICKS: INTERCHANGABLE PARTS
Like the Nats v Pirates pick.
The CFL’s stat page is a steaming pile of crap in your browser. Try http://www.thescore.com/cfl/cfl_statistics.aspx instead.
On the plus side, you’ll all be amazed to know I will actually be at tomorrow’s Argos vs. Blue Bombers game. On the negative side: no beer!
Anyone else catch the fart on the 18th fairway that cracked Tiger and Stevie up?
yeah, the cfl stats page actually list statistics for “defence”. Its “defense” you bunch a homos.
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