The recently freed ex-NFL quarterback Michael Vick celebrated his first night out of federal custody in style–by reportedly going to a strip club.

In other news, one of our loyal YBF readers sent over some juice about Michael Vick. Apparently he wasted no time after getting off house arrest yesterday. Said YBF reader spotted Mike at a popular Gentlemen’s club called Atlantis in Virginia Beach last night. And he was partying it up with Allen Iverson and his wife. Hmmm. One of the dancers also said that Allen didn’t throw out a single dollar all night despite bragging about being a “money making machine.” When will dudes stop pissing off strippers? That’s how a lot of trouble starts…via.

Professional athletes being cheap at a strip club? Surely you jest. But this is what being American is all about–having slutty women rubbing up on you. Why else would a cadre of pilgrims jump into a big leaky boat 400 years ago? At least now we’ve stopped throwing coins at women. I call that progress.

UPDATE: Vick’s agent and NFL Network’s Adam Schefter said the strip club visit never happened. Who to believe?! via.