Comments on: TONY ROMO AND JESSICA SIMPSON BROKE UP

By: Papa Shango

Papa Shango — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:01:40 +0000

From People.com:

Simpson had planned to throw a Barbie and Ken-themed party for her birthday, but it fell through, according to a message she wrote on her Twitter page Saturday. “Barbie party didn’t happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!” she wrote.

AKA, the party “fell through” because “Ken” had his dick in several “Bratz”…

By: Readykilowatt

Readykilowatt — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:32:09 +0000

I’m sure there’s a hot Iranian gal with angst out there (with ready access to firearms) for Tony somewhere.

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:24:57 +0000

She’s dropped all that weight again, looking more like her toight self from before. Bet she’s dating Mario Williams by the time the preseason starts.

By: eeedlef

eeedlef — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:31:36 +0000

That’s my teammate.

By: Pauly

Pauly — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:25:09 +0000

It isn’t fair. That’s my quarterback.

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:08:04 +0000

I’ll take her frumpy ass.

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:01:54 +0000

@UU

he gave her those extra 25 pounds she’s been packing around the last year.

the gift that keeps on givin

By: UpstateUnderdog

UpstateUnderdog — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:58:59 +0000

breaking up a day before her birthday also gets him out of buying her a birthday present. Well played Romo.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:55:00 +0000

Lead story on SportsCenter, anyone?

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:54:26 +0000

So, what is he gonna blame his shitty season on this year, now that Messica is gone?