07.09.09 THOMAS JONES HAS A PLETHORA OF CARS
Thomas Jones signed a big $25 million deal with the New York Jets in 2007, and surely some of that capital was instrumental in putting together this impressive collection of vehicles. The Legend of Cecilio Guante found an issue of RIDES, which I guess is a lot like “Cribs.” But with cars. Crafty.
Anyway, dude has some sweet-looking vehicles. And I enjoy how he seems to have dipped them in that same stuff that normal people use to color easter eggs. What’s wrong with white? Black? Could you not buy those cars in plaid? It’s a Lamborghini, Thomas. We’re gonna notice it as you drive by. And turn that damn music down while you’re at it. The vibrations from your woofer are gonna shake my Hyundai Accent to pieces.
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THOMAS JONES HAS A PLETHORA OF CARS
“I’ma put Lamborghini doors on your Lamborghini, dawg!”
-Xzibit
As long as he puts up the super awesome fantasy numbers from last year he can do what he wants.
N!GG@ THEY SPINNIN! N!GG@ THEY SPINNIN!!!!
Impressive? The Rolls Royce is a ONLY a 2004.
The Rainbow Coalition and Brady Quinn give Jones a pinky-up.
And hes still late to work.
I would guess that picture of the chick was taken at a furries convention but she is too hot to be seen at one of those freak shows.
Let me ask you a question. Do you even know what a plethora is? How can you tell him he has a plethora, if you do not even know what a plethora is?
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