07.02.09 THIS GUY REALLY LIKES LEBRON JAMES
I don’t really know where one draws the line at obsessive sports fandom (that’s why America have a legal system, after all), but I’m pretty sure that it falls somewhere around collecting things that have been in your favorite player’s mouth. And sure, Olympic gold medals are an obvious exception to that rule. But this guy…I’m just wondering if he coordinates all of those jerseys with pants, or if he just mixes and matches. I bet he has a system for it, and yells at his mom whenever she tries to interfere. Parents just don’t understand.
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THIS GUY REALLY LIKES LEBRON JAMES
When I saw the diamond stud earring, chin strap beard, and the LeBron tattoo I thought to my-self, this guy is an enormous d-bag. But when he broke out the “beat that shit” at the end my suspicions were confirmed.
Small world; I too am a big collector or items worn by high school kids.
‘Beat that shit’ indeed. This man is a scholar of life’s finest things. I imagine we will see him next week on a Maury Povich Baby-Daddy special.
I don’t really know where one draws the line at obsessive sports fandom.
I draw the line at the knife aficionado who stabbed Monica Seles.
One of those certificates of authenticity certifies that this dude lives in his mother’s basement.
Why is he wearing a glove? That thing must smell.
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