Our love affair with the gridiron game in the Great White North rolls on: The Wes Welker of the CFL, Montreal’s Ben Cahoon, pulled in a big catch for the Alouettes on Saturday when he caught a ball for a first down between himself and the defender. It doesn’t even matter that the announcers are speaking French, which I speak fluently. The one guy said, “Wow, that’s a gritty play” and the other guy said, “He sure has deceptive speed.” It’s okay to be racist when you’re Canadian.
Thanks, Dmytrowich.
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Laces out, dick!
Ici, on se trouve le petit capitaine Anglais, Monsieur Trubshawe.
And somewhere, Chris Berman ejaculates into his Stampeders jersey.
I dunno, Punte, the French are real assholes!
You know, I didn’t think it possible, but French really does sound less gay when talking about football.
Canadian French is a mockery of the language. It sounds like they’re vomiting into the microphone.
It isn’t so much a mockery as it is a bastardization. Notice the Frenglish use of catch instead of attrape. I need to move.
WHoa whoa, whoa. Ben Cahoon is like the Canadian Steve Largeant. He’s actually been one of the best players in the CFL despite being a white Canadian receiver. That’s a double whammy!