07.23.09 TEBOW STILL HAS HIS V-CARD
Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow said earlier today that Clay Travis, aka the Bill Simmons of the South, invaded the South Eastern Conference’s media day today and asked a question to which anyone who had paid attention to Tebow over the last three years–has the Heisman Trophy winner ever had stinky on his hangdown? Says Travis:
The most popular player in SEC history is saving himself for marriage. Unbelievable. I asked him this afternoon, and he didn’t even blink before responding. He handled it masterfully, deftly. He even said he wasn’t surprised to get the question. Talk about unflappable.
There have been famous virgins in the entertainment world before, think Britney Spears (a lie) and A.C. Green (purportedly true), but has there ever been someone like Tebow who has publicly announced he’s a virgin? via.
Glad we finally blew the lid off that mystery. But not asking if he’s ever achieved during a dry hump? Not that I want to know that. I don’t really care who has sex with whom, ever. But then I understand Travis followed Tebow back to his hotel and unscrewed the peephole while Tebow brushed his hair. What, we’re not joking about that yet?


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TEBOW STILL HAS HIS V-CARD
Clay, you don’t need Tim’s blessing to masturbate to the big-titty broad you caught a glimpse of whilst standing in line at Walgreens–at least I certainly didn’t.
Tim Tebow’s semen holds the secret to immortality.
That’s why I want it on my face….
He’s a virgin?! Since when does giving handjobs to young Filipino boys not count as sex?
So he’s gay?
Clay’s words make it sound like Tebow is quite lofty.
Fine, but has he at least been Teblown?
Travis followed Tebow back to his hotel and unscrewed the peephole while Tebow brushed his hair
+1, sir
+1 punch
“I don’t really care who has sex with whom, ever.”
What, are you a commie or something?
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