07.09.09 ST. ANDREW’S NET: LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump.  It loves you, baby, but it’s gettin’ damn tired of tellin’ you it don’t like salad with dinner.

• We didn’t get around to this yesterday, but you deserve to see it: video of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson unabashedly dry-humping a female interviewer for — we clocked it — 37 seconds.  He makes Joe Namath look like a prude.  |Cage Potato|
• Ron Artest honors Michael Jackson by selecting 37 as his uniform number for the Lakers.  Thriller spent 37 weeks at #1 on the charts.  OBVIOUSLY.  |Ball Don’t Lie|
• In slightly better Michael Jackson tributes, Ken Griffey Jr came to the plate to the tune of “Billie Jean” wearing only one batting glove.  I love that man.  |Big League Stew|
• Everything you could have possibly wanted to know about the LeBron-getting-dunked-on confiscated video.  Um, except the video.  This is the kind of sports story that could only exist in the Internet age.  Earlier generations would have stayed blissfully ignorant, because honestly: who gives a rat’s ass?  |Deadspin|
• Dan Levy breaks down the curious rise, fall, and rebirth of the career of Stephen A. Smith.  Why is he getting back on top?  Because EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS IMPORTANT.  |The Sporting Blog|
• For the record: I want to stick as much of my face into as much of Mena Suvari’s ass as humanly possible.  I’m gonna tell the whole world.  It’s a love that’s meant to be.  |WWTDD|

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