07.31.09 SOCCER GIRL GETS HIT IN THE FACE
Mia Hamm scored over 250 goals in her storied soccer career, but I can’t remember her ever drilling someone in the face. Certainly not over wonderfully ambient flute music. Seriously, watching the slow-motion replay of this is probable my favorite thing of the day. But to be fair, there wasn’t much competition from llama golf and Joe DiMaggio’s wang. If I could do this to my own kids, I would just have, like 29 of them. That’s a nice, round number. via.
UPDATE: Sexy reader Matt bring us a bonus headshot. “He shouldn’t have his head there…“

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SOCCER GIRL GETS HIT IN THE FACE
good stuff, but football to the groin still wins because it had a football to the groin.
There’s no crying in soccer.
Wait, yes there is.
Poor girl. She could probably get some tips for dealing with balls to the face from my mom.
Huh, I thought this way a gay porn site.
This is what’s wrong with girls’ sports. She nails her in the face, and then stops playing to see if she’s ok. Dribble over her head, and take another shot, dammit.
[joke about her taking a shot in the face]
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