The jail term of a British woman started today after she was convicted of smuggling cocaine into England through her golf clubs. Authorities discovered about $150,000 US worth of cocaine in Kayti Dryer’s golf clubs when she returned home from the Caribbean.

‘When Dryer was asked questions about golf, it was clear that she was totally unfamiliar with the game and she had no legitimate reason for travelling with the sports equipment.[...]

An airport source said: ‘When asked about her handicap, she looked blank and asked them to repeat the question. They asked her again, she gave no response.

It’s not quite as clever as a golf club one can pee into, but it’s still crafty nonetheless. Though it wouldn’t hurt anyone if the drug mules actually played the part more convincingly. Well, the people that would eventually OD on coke would be hurt. I meant besides them. (via)