07.06.09 ROGER, TIGER WIN AGAIN
It took the longest fifth set in Wimbledon history for Roger Federer to get past Andy Roddick in the men’s final at the All England Club. Roddick held serve all but one time, as Federer and that stupid white jacket of his marched toward an unprecedented 15th major tennis championship. I have to give love to Roddick showing such naddage in the final, especially playing with a hip flexor injury that will force him to miss the Davis Cup, whatever that is. I’m sure it involves large helpings of lasagna and obese cats. Ufford would love it.
ASYLUM POLL: Who is the greatest major champion? Tiger Woods or Roger Federer?
Tiger Woods was in The District this past weekend, holding off stiff competition in his own tournament, the AT&T National, which is a crappy tournament name for such a good golfer. Hunter Mahan and Anthony Kim also came up short of catching the King of Cablinasia, as Tiger won his 3rd tournament of the year by one shot over Mahan. And then Tiger probably just went home and ate some grapes or something, because winning is all he does, and if some day he plays in a tournament and doesn’t win, he can set out on his other mission–killing Sarah Connor.
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ROGER, TIGER WIN AGAIN
This is becoming more ridiculous than Jimmie Johnson winning 30 cups in a row.
What’s ridiculous is that Nike has a 55 year old black woman design the “RF Clothing Line”. The asshattery of the “15″ Jacket aside; What’s with the cream colored velour warm-ups with giant gold lettering. He was sitting during the interview but I’m sure it says NIKE across his ass. I bet he celebrates his win by flying to Waldorf and going to the mall. He looks like a fag even by european standards.
Talking tennis and golf when we haven’t seen a Steve McNair tribute yet? Forshame!!!!!!!!!
especially playing with a hip flexor injury that will force him to miss the Davis Cup
You’d have a hip flexor injury too if you were married to Brooklyn Decker. I hear Roddick is teaching her to play poker and has been bugging her to get a tattoo of a dagger on her lower back.
Roger, Tiger win again and in other news the Mets lose again.
No one beats Andy Roddick 17 times in a row. No one.
/felt for Roddick yesterday. The standing ovation the crowd gave him after the match was well deserved but scant consolation.
the £425,000 probably helped though
@AEVC - and, as stated above - he’s banging Brooklyn Decker.
I’d gladly lost final after final after final for her.
Now I’m waiting for Federer to swoop in and bang Brooklyn Decker better than Roddick ever could. He’ll never win with Roger around.
Tough break for Andy Roddick-Mickelson.
Brooklyn Decker: “And this is my boyfriend, Andy Roddick. The tennis player”
Brooklyn Decker’s friend: “Oh i’ve seen you play. You’re the one who keeps getting beat by that good player.”
Andy Roddick: “Twat.”
they should switch and see how it works out…
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