So THAT’S how you ride a pro athlete’s jock…

The With Leather flag will be flown at half-mast today as Saints running back Reggie Bush and that one chick with the big ass have finally called it off. Don’t get me wrong, junk in the trunk is great. My gripe is more with the 180-pound guy trying to play running back in the NFL.

‘They never get to see each other, ever.’ a source is quoted as telling People.
‘They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it’s tough.’[...]

The couple recently returned from a trip to South Africa on behalf of the Russell Simmons Diamond Empowerment Fund. via.

No official reason has been reported, but speculation has it that Bush allegedly gave Kardashian an STD. I never really thought of professional athletes as promiscuous before. I don’t know if that rumor’s gonna get any legs at all. But yeah, now we’ll have nothing to talk about when there’s nothing to talk about, except for the CFL. We’ll always have you, Canada. As long as you don’t find out that we’re cheating behind your back with Guam.