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1. One of the fun things about the Tour de France is the presence of the podium girls who greet the leader of the race at the end of each stage. I presume it’s the overall leader, anyway. I’m so enamored with Julie Blanc that I don’t even pay attention to the dude wearing the yellow jersey. I have no idea if Julie rides a bicycle of her own,
2. The power of information. Was it a triumph for the everyfan that Nike decided to return the confiscated LeBron James videos to their rightful owners? Was it a failure of ESPN to sit on news of the civil suit regarding Ben Roethlisberger? I’m not sure, but both of these events prove that even enormous corporations can’t control the flow of information, and only end up looking like distrustful idiots when they attempt to do so. “Distrustful” is a real word, too. I looked it up.
3. Ricky Williams. Holistic physican, heal thyself.
4. Tom Lawlor. Greatest. Entrance. Ever.
5. Early Barry Bonds. He doesn’t have nearly the big head here that he did with the Giants. No really, he’s a much more humble guy. Oh, and his caps are probably smaller, too.
6. US Army Sgt. First Class Jared C. Monti. I’m embarrassed that sometimes I forget that our country’s at war.
7. Backflips during your own wedding. It’s a fun picture, but I don’t know if it qualifies as parkour…
8. Me. First on The League, then on On The DL. And then a two-part sex mailbag on KSK. It was a good week for Punte.
9. Bacon. But why all the salt?
10. Rick Sutcliffe. What a dickhead.
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If Tom Lawlor had lost to CB “flat faced” Dollaway, then it would’ve been the colossal waste of that entrance. But seeing as he choked out CB “looks like your face got ran over by Optimus Prime” Dollaway in 55 seconds…That makes it awesome.
This is what I’m refering to for all those who don’t know who CB “fell out of a plane from 30,000 ft and stuck the landing with his face” Dollaway is. (on the right)
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I can’t believe there has not been one mention on this website of the most recent episode of Real Sports with Bryant Gumball. Specifically the story of Jorge Posada’s son who has had several facial reconstructive surgeries since 2002 due to a rare cranial condition. Even more intriguing is the appearance of Posada’s hot wife in the 2002 interview and her new image int he 2009 interview. Looks like Jorge’s son isn’t the only one in the Posada household who has had surgery (Get it? Jorge Posada’s wife has new big tits.) She is a former model and actress from Puerto Rico and an attorney. That big-eared bastard hit pay dirt.
That’s because it’s nearly impossible to listen to or watch Bryant Gumbel do anything without slipping into a coma. Posada’s wife’s tits just arn’t worth the risk.
At least you were humble enough to only slide in the 8 spot there Punte. Props for that.
/has left the building
//drops pants on the way out the door and screams “TIME TO ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT”
///calls girlfriend to come post bail
On one hand, you were humble enough to rank yourself at 8. On the other hand, you were audacious enough to rank yourself AHEAD OF BACON! I don’t know whether to say “How Dare You?” or “Nicely done”.
There are ten different podium girls at the end of each stage of the TdF. She’s wearing a polka dot dress, so she was handing out the King of the Mountains jersey.
/yeah, I watch cycling
That dress was entirely red before I got to it.