The Nashville Police Department made their official ruling on the case regarding the killings of Steve McNair and his girlfriend with that really ethnic name that I don’t really feel like looking up at the moment, according to Pro Football Talk:
Investigators believe McNair was sleeping at the time on the sofa when he was shot in the right temple then twice in the chest before shooting him again in the left temple before [Sahel] Kazemi shot herself in the right temple and died.
“After nearly four days of intensive investigation, we have determined that Steve McNair was murderd by Sahel Kazemi and Sahel Kazemi killed herself,” the Chief said. “The totality of the evidence clearly points to a murder-suicide.
“All five shell casings match the weapon, all five bullets were recovered and match the gun. Gunpowder residue was found on her left hand, not enough for a conclusive result. There was none on McNair’s hands.”
This whole thing is just so damn sad. Of course, it would have been a laugh riot if it happened to Eddie George, but I digress. I can imagine that some of the more “ambitious” married men in the NFL will take notice of this and adjust their actions accordingly. As in not dating anyone whose name rhymes with Kazemi. Four bullets? Really? What, she couldn’t find an airplane to fly through his chest?
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Damn it, you got the airplane joke out before I could. Fucking tragic, now we’re stuck with Rich Gannon on Pros vs Joes.
“This whole thing is just so damn said”
its actually kinda sad as well….
Its almost like there is a downside to cheating on your wife.
It is said or sad whatever. Extramarital affairs usually end up so well….. oh well maybe this was the exception.
Why couldn’t she have had an affair with TO?
“Why couldn’t she have had an affair with TO?”
THAT is the question of the season.
On a better note; that mom dressed in pink in the banner pic looks like her thick juicy ass can take quite the train.
Looks like she was wearing a “9″ as well.
Anyone else hungry for Subway?
5 dollar foot loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
I need to start sleeping with women that are not my wife.
If you tell you’re girlfriend that you have started divorce proceedings, and you have not really done so. Well…
My buddy had a great joke about her showing McNair how to throw a bullet into someone’s chest but I can’t remember it.
Eddie George dying would have brought the Madden cover curse to a whole new level.
@Parris
That was too soon, bro.
I thought we decided yesterday it was ok? Maybe it was just me. I’m saying it’s good.
“Gunshot residue was found on Kazemi’s left hand.”
“shot herself once in the right temple.”
MAD SKILLZ!
I jest, Parris. Of course it’s ok!
What is not ok, is that the headline “Slug Shot Through McNair By Slumdog Millionaire” wasn’t used.