07.02.09 MAN WALL? …MAN WALL
Uncrate found another way for you to piss away that $14,900 that’s been burning a hole in your pocket. It’s the Man Wall, which has four TVs, two cigar humidors, a kegerator, and…well, look at the damn picture. It’s basically a shrine to sitting on your ass. Wait a second, you mean I have to walk up to the TV to get myself a beer What kind of hotel is this?
Features include:
- 52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
- 2 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
- 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
- DVD player with 5-CD changer
- iPod docking station
- 2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
- Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
- 1 year free service for sport’s ticker
- Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
- 1000 watt microwave oven
- 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
- 32-bottle wine rack
Price: $14,900 plus shipping
I’m glad it has two humidors, because I have such a hard time keeping all my cigars in just one. So… can you put weed in a humidor? Does that help it at all? Not that I care…uh, I’m just asking for a friend.
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MAN WALL? …MAN WALL
If it was a real man wall there would be porn on at least one one those t.v.’s. Btw, is the mini Oiler helmet included?
and I came
Are the Redskins so bad as to only muster 2 safeties against the Lions 1?
Also missing: charcoal grill and turkey fryer combo.
Where do I pee/deposit “soiled” socks?
Not shown, optional beerwench or stripper pole upgrades…
and…at least they got the beer flavor right :P
Can I get a measurement on the lower right cabinet? And would you say a small asian girl could …umm…breath in there?
/going to website to post in FAQ’s
I don’t see any boobs, cigars or scotch so….FAIL
Which cabinet holds the belligerent midget that pops out to do touchdown dances?
Coors Light is distilled Sasquatch pee…but at least it’s cold filtered.
/takes a sip of his Bud Light
//gets fired for drinking at work
where’s the fuckin gun rack?
I’d genuflect every time I entered a room that had this.
@Mrs – Everyones know the stripper pole is detachable and storeable.
@TheSportsMachine – which part of “two cigar humidors” did you not understand?
@ Biggie…your tellin me this doesnt make you thirsty? http://tinyurl.com/nq4t3p
@Punte…man put your cigars in the humidor..dontcha know you put yo weed in the freezer….
Touche Salesman, touche.
Shame on this asshole for having a TV featuring Mike Ditka analysis. Other than that, yeah, I’ve got a boner.
I disagree, a humidor is a GREAT way to store your weed. Also, those cabinets make for a delightfully classy bong hutch.
However, only 1 year of the ticker and no way to make it read your own messages is absolutely unacceptable. Now, for $14,750…
“32-bottle wine rack”
GAY MAN WALL
No gay man would store 32 bottles of wine next to this power plant. Even I might rather make love to a man than keep precious wine bottles close to a microwave oven. La dee da.
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