The Fightins bring us this video of a guy that fully extends for a foul ball with his left arm while keeping his offspring tucked under in his right. Not bad, sir. Seriously, if you catch a foul ball at a game, don’t ever give it to a kid, because (a) he might spaz out and throw the ball back onto the field. And then no one has a ball, and (b) because he has the rest of his life to catch one. Oh, you want to be nice to a kid? Why don’t you set up a 529 for him, then. God, I hate the Phillies. via The Fightins (Thanks, Sharebros Mike, Chris and Trey).