I’ll soon be making the trek to Cedar Mountain, North Carolina, because that’s the only place in America that I know of where you can play golf with a llama. I said A F-CKING LLAMA! How badass is that? Apparently the llamas will be ready to carry your bags at Sherwood Forest Golf Course for $40. And it’s two to a llama, people.

Some say the llamas are the perfect caddies because they don’t critique your swing or say how bad your shot was. But if you are seeking advice, the owner of the llamas say by stomping on the ground the llama agrees with your club choice. via.

So you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.