07.22.09 I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE LAKER GIRLS
The Los Angeles Lakers held their cheerleader tryouts last weekend, and being a judge at such a tryout might be one of the greatest jobs ever. Imagine telling all but 22 of the 500-plus dancers that showed up in El Segundo, “Sorry, you’re really sexy and all, but these other women here are even sexier. So, shove off.” And then they would cry and develop eating disorders or something. The moral of the story is that objectifying women is totally cool, unless you write for a blog. via.
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I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE LAKER GIRLS
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“Who are the Clippers?”
That leaves 478 girls with serious insecurities about their current states of body/mind. I like my odds.
If objectifying women is wrong I don’t want to be right.
Why do they all wear those shiny Hooter like panty hose?
/goes back to beating off into shiny Hooter like panty hose.
they don’t all wear those shiny hose …. the cameraman just is a hardcore fetish-ist and that’s all he films
The best quality in a Laker girl is bulimia. Then personality.
At the Milwaukee Bucks’ cheerleader tryouts, they had 22 500 pounders.
At the OKC Thunder, they had a set of teeth, between all 100 girls.
glitter? really?
“Who are the Clippers?”
That’s the squad you’ll be trying out for next week, after you get cut from this one, honey.
Next time this happens I need to find out in advance and set up shop at the nearest bar.
Set up shop at the nearest bar or open a chuckwagon/chip truck, Zack.
But at least they’re drinking their sorrows away at the bar and will be more vulnerable.
“I can’t believe they cut you! Are they crazy?? Look at you, you’re gorgeous!”
*sniffles* “Really? You think so??”
*ordering two shots of Jack* “Huh? Oh, yeah. Absolutely.”
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