‘HEY, WHO MOVED SECOND BASE?’
07.08.09Damn it, Nationals. You’re just making me fall more in love with you every day. This latest debacle from America’s Team involves outfielder Austin Kearns sliding safely into “first and a half base.” And then he goes quasi-fetal after getting caught in the pickle and just waits to be tagged. It’s too bad this happened on the road. If he would have done this in Nationals Park, they would have scored it as a home run. Because Washington’s corrupt, see.
|From The Bog, via Maj, for being my favorite chosen person in all the land|
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These kind of things happen when you trip over your own ears.
I’d rather watch the paint drying channel. Baseball needs to move to another planet.
What, you couldn’t find a way to blame this on Adam Dunn?
Wow. The more Nationals highlights I see, the more I’m thinking Manny Acta is going to tell the team that they’re all going to be released at the end of the season, and the team is moving to Albuquerque. That’s when Adam Dunn will say “Even me Skip?” to which Acta will reply, “Even you, Dunn.”
That’s when the eldest statesman of the team will stand up from his chair, and proclaim, “Well, I guess there’s only one thing we can do then.” He’ll smile, and then there will be a montage of the Washington Nationals moving their way up the NL East Division!
Gentleman, start buying your ‘Nats merchandise.
they are a strong 20 games out of first right now…