Comments on: HEATHER NICHOLS: NOT A FAN OF DRY-HUMPING

By: DDuana

DDuana — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:17:55 +0000

“That said, this incident with Heather Nichols and Quentin “Rampage” Jackson doesn’t resemble teenage denim-on-denim angst as much as it looks like a labradoodle in heat. Dude, this isn’t Vietnam. ”

So what does Vietnam have to do with this? Are you saying this kind of behavior is perfectly okay in Vietnam or that the Vietnamese are “labradoodles in heat”? What are you, a racist?

Or are you making a sick Vietnam War reference in which it is perfectly okay for an American GI to rape or otherwise behave inappropriately towards Vietnamese girls and women? Either way, that was an uncalled for stupid and bigoted comment.

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:46:56 +0000

There’s a little hump in my pants right now.

No, wait. It’s a roll of Mentos.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:34:43 +0000

In Rampage’s defense, I’ve never met a Heather that refused to blow anyone on camera.

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:21:43 +0000

Mike Tyson is not impressed.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:21:35 +0000

Did you see the way she was dressed? She was asking to be dry-humped.

By: Pauly

Pauly — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:19:38 +0000

Had he dry-humped Pauly’s Mom, she would have got him in a leg lock with her vagina.

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:15:58 +0000

She’s just upset that there was denim blocking his wang from penitrating her.

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:12:34 +0000

A day without panda porn random inserted into thumbnail pics of a hot girl is like a day without sunshine.

By: Pauly

Pauly — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:08:59 +0000

I know girls that would have put two bullets in his head and two in his chest.