ERIK ESTRADA MISSES MICHAEL JACKSON
07.07.09Our streak of Spanish-themed posts ends at three today, as we feel compelled to bring you this video of TV’s Erik Estrada (of Puerto Rican descent) having one of those regrettable on-air conversations during a Cubs broadcast, where he brings up child pornography and Ron Jeremy’s package. Estrada, who played a California Highway Patrolman on the 1980s hit, CHiPs, actually works in law enforcement now and is lobbying for Congress to ruin the internet for the rest of us create harsher penalties for child pornographers. Oh, is that what he said? I guess I should put away this Dutch schoolboy outfit. I just keep that in the closet, you know, for kicks. You never know when you’ll be entertaining Dutch people.

Eric tips his hair piece at the batter.
Erik Estrada also misses Larry Wilcox.
I also want to stab Tracy Bingham. With my dong.
Everything would be better with Ron Jeremy’s dong.