07.06.09 EAGLES BENCHWARMER KILLS IN ‘BEER THONG’
From The 700 Level: Here’s Eagles backup running back Kyle Eckel partaking in some sort of drinking competition with Lauren Harris, who was crowned Miss FHM in 2005. Like I care. And this doesn’t seem to be anything more than a thinly-veiled attempt at getting the blonde chick naked and drunk. Ugh, and with all those ugly white dudes around. C’mon, Kyle. You could have run this game in private last night and at least taken her back to your place. But I suppose if he did it after this show, he could at least claim the hotel room as a business expense.
You know, for his media appearance. What did you think I meant? More pictures of Lauren Harris at her site. These are the ones that didn’t suck the least.
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EAGLES BENCHWARMER KILLS IN ‘BEER THONG’
*lifts up shirt to reveal “Fuck Da Eagles” shirt under*
Hey must hang out with Andy Reid’s kids.
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It’s actually a really good morning show. They do this every year, it’s a public service to show people how asinine they look when they get piss drunk. They usually do it with the show members, this year being the first time they enlisted “celebrities”. Probably won’t change your mind about it, but hey, it was funny hearing the drunk bitch ask who had the biggest junk in the Eagles locker room.
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