Comments on: CHESTNUT WINS, EATS 68 DOGS IN 10 MINUTES

By: Baby Huey

Baby Huey — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:53:00 +0000

I could do that.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:34:17 +0000

I suppose that makes Mechelle McNair the Black Widow of the NFL.

By: Hef

Hef — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:32:50 +0000

Mrs. Parker, I believe there’s a Black Widow in any sport where Asian women are allowed to compete. There’s probably a Black Widow in the WNBA but nobody knows because nobody watches.

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:05:45 +0000

Do they have good fingers?

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:58:14 +0000

I ate two hot dogs during this competition but that’s only because my neighbors were gone and all I had left were my roommates.

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:46:38 +0000

I want the over on number of toilets that got the backs blown off 20 minutes after they were done.

Also, I thought “black widow” was a pool shark nickname, shouldn’t they really just call her Fatty McFatterson?

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:40:55 +0000

“Eats 68 Dogs In 10 Minutes” takes on a whole other connotation during Korean eating competitions.

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:40:30 +0000

When your name is Delmon then it’s clear you suck.

By: Delmon Young Sucks Balls

Delmon Young Sucks Balls — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:35:55 +0000

Meanwhile, I, Delmon Young, posted the North American record for most ESPN radio refrences as the most horseshit player in Major League baseball. HOORAY FOR MY INABILITY TO BE ATHLETIC!

By: Jim Jones

Jim Jones — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:31:17 +0000

And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I can eat 7 hot dogs per minute and be considered a hero.