07.07.09 CHAD OCHOCINCO TO TWITTER DURING GAMES

Bengals wideout Chad Whatzisname is on a mission to prove that his ludicrous antics were nothing more than a precursor to the bullsh that he’s going to pull in 2009. Ochocinco, who put up almost-career-low stats last season (540 yards, 4 touchdowns), was asked about his frequent use of Twitter during an interview by KGOW radio in Houston. From Sports Radio Interviews:
I have my own application coming out where people will be able to interact and follow me. You know more than through just the keyboard and reading my messages - you’ll actually be able to follow me and when the season starts, it’s going to get even worse. I’m going to really make it fun. I’m using Twitter during games, during halftime, after the games. I’m going to be taking it to the next level.”
I’m so tired of this prick. I get that some people find his personality to be an asset to the game, but when you can’t back it up on the field, it’s best for everyone involved to just button it until you can. YOU CAUGHT FEWER BALLS LAST YEAR THAN KEVIN FREAKING WALTER FOR THE TEXANS. Go to camp. Study film. I don’t know, maybe MAKE AN EFFORT TO IMPROVE. Quit trying to be Dennis Rodman. One Dennis Rodman is one too many, anyway.

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CHAD OCHOCINCO TO TWITTER DURING GAMES
“I’m going to be taking it to the next level.”
I hope your severed head makes it there before the rest of ya does.
Did you puss out while writing the word “bullshit”?
Limiting this douchenozzle to 140 words would actually be a major improvement.
Obviously I meant 140 characters, not words.
/mutters “stupid kids with their twitter and their make-out parties.”
I don’t care how many religiously persecuted iranian hoes Steve McNair banged, there is no way he deserves to be dead before this chump.
Instead of “OchoCinco” I prefer to call him “PendejoBaboso”.
How many different ways can you say “Cedric Benson sucks” with only 140 characters?
I wouldn’t expect Herr Goodell to allow that to last very long.
To be fair…he did have an injured Carson Palmer and Ryan Fitzpatrick (and god forbid Jordan Palmer) throwing him the ball last year. Plus he was double teamed everydown of every game, allowing TJ to get the ball more. And with Benson controlling the ground, you could have only 2 D-lineman and still stuff the run…I mean come on.
By the way, this wasn’t an effort to defend this waste of talent. He’s a asshole, plain and simple (by the way, Vagoo +1). I just like pointing out how much the entire Bengels team sucks massive donkey balls!!
I’m going to twat-her during games. Not sure sure who, but someone who I can easily lure, or pay. I’l have to think about that one.
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