We’re about two weeks away from Gina Carano fighting Cyborg Santos for the undisputed championship of my weekday blogging lust. Sure Carano may come off like a plain Jane and Santos could probably kill you from 15 feet away, but for me, it’s on par with Fedor-Lesnar, just for the whole girl-on-girl element that will challenge the sensibilities of my loins in an unprecedented way. In the upcoming issue of ESPN The Magazine, Carano shares one of the factors that led to scheduling her August 15th bout with Santos:
I try not to schedule fights the week I’ll be on my period. Making weight is hard enough. … Plus, bruises hurt more, you’re bloated and cramping and emotionally, it’s tougher to battle through the training. Also, some states require us to wear breast padding, since we’re allowed to punch there. One time I didn’t have any, a guy told me to put a rolled-up towel in my bra. I said no. I usually just wear three sports bras during a fight.
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Be proud of yourself if you’re blown away by that remark. Often I forget that Gina’s more than an angry, sweet, vindictive, lovable killing machine. She’s also a real person. A real person that will murder you in your sleep. But in a sweet and pleasant way. Damn, I can’t wait for that fight.


She could finish me off like a Praying Mantis for all I cared. Every moment in life after having sex with Gina would seem like a huge letdown anyway.
I hate that publicists tell chicks to cross their ankles like that for pictures because it makes them look skinnier. Fucking retarded.
Their menstration attracts bears.
You happy now Ron, Bears!!! Now you’re putting the whole station at risk!
Can I at least get a hand job?
The reason she mentioned the whole period thing is because Cyborg failed to make weight in her last fight by 5.5 pounds and said it was because it was that time of the month for her.
But does she fuck on her period?
Or as Pauly’s mom calls it “Wet and Wild Week”
When the river runs red take the dirt road
its okay to ride the red tide, just dont drink the water