07.01.09 BOSOX COME FROM AHEAD TO LOSE, 11-10

Boston Red Sox pitcher John Smoltz pitched in his second outing of the year last night; but his start was overshadowed by the fact that the Sawks gave up a nine-run lead and lost, 11-10. To the friggin’ Orioles, further cementing Smoltz’s reputation as a black cat running under a ladder on Friday the 13th while knocking over a mirror. From Y! Sports:
Baltimore trailed 10-1 before scoring five runs in the seventh inning and five more in the eighth. The rally was even more shocking because it came against a Boston team that had defeated the Orioles eight straight times, including five this season.[...]
“We just had no answer,” Red Sox manager Terry Francona said. “We went through everybody. Nothing we did worked.”
Smoltz was off the hook for the decision, having been pulled before the requisite five innings due to a 71-minute rain delay. I understand that Smoltz spent the rest of the game in a rocking chair, knitting a sweater and sniffing paint thiner. Isn’t that ridiculous? Who’s gonna wear a sweater in July?

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BOSOX COME FROM AHEAD TO LOSE, 11-10
“Nothing we did worked.”
Except score 10 runs and lead by nine after six innings?
I slept like a baby last night knowing the Sux blew a 9 run lead and that the Yankees had won.
“Who’s gonna wear a sweater in July?”
Some pussy ass emo kid, that’s who. That or a hobo, they’re always doing something crazy.
*laughs maniacally while tightly clutching foam Tomahawk*
Smoltz’s underarm looks like Jenna Jameson’s neck.
Smoltz doesn’t have a good memory anymore. He just wittles what he sees. Last night was Papelbon performing deepthroat on a panda.
I come from a head too.
You sure they didn’t put ME in the game? I’m pretty sure I’ll screw up anything anywhere anytime.
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