ARRESTS MADE IN PHILLIES FAN KILLING
07.28.09
Three men were arrested yesterday and charged with the killing of Daniel Sale, the 22-year-old Phillies fan that was punched and kicked to death in the Citizens Bank Park parking lot. Francis Kirchner, 28, Charles Bowers, 35, and Jim Grove, 45
In 2006, Kirchner and some friends broke a man’s cheekbone in an unprovoked attack outside Moe’s. Kirchner was ordered by the court to undergo anger-management counseling [He's also on probation --Ed.].
In 1993, Bowers stabbed a man four times after they got into an argument at a Fishtown house party. In October 1995, he was sentenced to six to 23 months in prison for his conviction of assault and possession of an instrument of crime [He stabbed a 19-year-old with a butcher knife. --Ed].
The altercation started in nearby McFadden’s pub over a spilled drink, igniting an altercation between an estimated 30 or 40 people, all of which were thrown out of the bar.
A short distance from McFadden’s, Clark said, Kirchner, Bowers, and Grove jumped Sale in a parking lot.
“All three of them were beating him. At some point went down on all fours, and they started kicking him and stomping,” Clark said.
Frailty of life and all that. Philadelphia Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey noted that Sale was one of seven [SEVEN!] people killed over the weekend. That must have been one hell of a drink. Suddenly I don’t feel so ashamed of never leaving the house. This who thing is just unbelievable. via.
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The guy on the right is working on his “bad meat” face, the goof on the left looks like he’s been crying and the guy in the middle has “anal rape victim” written all over his face…have fun in the slammer boys.
These guys should have been attending a white power rally, not a Phillies game.
“a Fishtown house party”
a Fishtown house party sounds like it would be a haven for lesbos.
I have family in Fishtown. You see fuckholes like this at every corner. Glad at least three of ‘em are off the streets.
Oh, and what Biggie said.
John Daly looks… great?
These are three guys whose Eggo you’d better leggo.
I started doing MMA training 3 years ago because of something like this. Kind of disappointed that nobody starts shit with me in bars any more.
These guys are going to look great in prison while wearing a pink tutu and braiding some dudes hair.
Damnit Tim, I was going for the Daly line.
/could also be Favre + 30 pounds.
Cinderblock, I wrestled for 3 years in junior high and I was terrible at it. But I never forgot about the double leg take downs or throwing your opponent over you back using their momentum. I got in a tiff with a drunken asshole 2 years ago at a concert….the guy thought he was a badass and attacked me straight on. Shoulda seen me shoot to his legs, bring him down and a split second later I hammer punched his face, sending the back of his skull rocketing to the pavement. I don’t consider myself a very good fighter but it aint like it is in the movies….one good punch and you walk away victorious.
@Vagoo, a good arm drag or single leg takedown works well. Sweep the leg!
@ UU – I am 5’8″ with sneakers on, so my stubby little trunks aint sweepin nothin! The best I could do is throw my weeble wobble body full speed at the legs of my attacker and cannon ball his ass to the floor before he got a chance to reach in on me, hahaha.
Are we talking about beating drunken assholes? MY TURN!
In ’04 I hit a dude with a whiskey tumbler that *he* handed *me* trying to start a fight with my freind, he got 80 stitches in his face and he lost his eye. Long story short, I was charged with 2 counts assault and battery, went to trial facing 8-12 years and just ended up with 3 year probabtion cause the dude stated the fight.
“my stubby little trunks aint sweepin nothin” – priceless
Pauly wins.
/backs away from Pauly’s mother
//keeps whiskey bottle
cracks open a beer and gives Pauly a “hell yeah!”
at least one/two of them will get off ratting the other two/one out. My bet is Stabby McStabbedbefore gets the brunt of it. The other two are slamming PBR by next weekend.
Also, one time outside the bar I got into it with this dude, I dont wanna try and trump Pauly’s story, but after I slipped in the snow and went down, I’m pretty sure he hurt his hand on the back of my skull.
Tim, as does Animal House’s Neidermayer there in the middle.
“Also, one time outside the bar I got into it with this dude, I dont wanna try and trump Pauly’s story, but after I slipped in the snow and went down, I’m pretty sure he hurt his hand on the back of my skull.”
Merk, ftw!
Worse punishment is no more Cheese steaks
I was in another bar fight like two years ago where some dude threw a bar stool at me. I saw this stool flipping at me and thought “It would be fucking BOSS if I caught it”. I tried and a leg of the stool whipped up and ended up giving me a small gash under my lip.
I put three dudes to sleep, so it was kinda even.
“he got 80 stitches in his face and he lost his eye. ”
How crowded was this bar Pauly? I mean the eye is either on the floor nearby, or it’s in the whiskey tumbler. Did you guys even look for it?
@Tim
When I hit him with the tumbler, it busted on his face. He got 80 stitches just in his face. Shards of glass got lodged into his eye. They put 40 stitches in his eye to try to save it. The medical term the doctors used is that his eyeball “deflated”.
I had no idea Ron White hated the Phillies so much.
I saved these 3 nuns from getting raped by some gang members. I used a figure-four hammerlock under their delts, and leg-whipped the solar plexus until they all cried.
/not making fun of Pauly; would like to keep my eyeball inflated.
@Pauly:
Hey everybody – look at me! One day my friend and some guy I didn’t know were about to get into a fight and so I totally blindsided that guy by smashing a heavy glass right into his eyeball – and guess what! I totally blinded him in that eye and royally disfigured his face! Yay!!
This way, instead of my buddy and this dude grabbing each other, hitting each other a couple of times and probably rolling around on the barroom floor for a minute or two – and then waking up the next day with a few scratches, welts, sore knuckles, headaches and a bit of regret – I awesomely took it upon myself to permanately alter this random dude’s life. And now I’m bragging about it. HELL YEAH! No depth perception and a life of facial disfigurement! God, I’m proud of myself.
You’re a jackass. That’s the whole point of this parking lot fight story – people stepping way over the line and ruining other peoples lives for no reason. Fights and brawls happen – it’s part of growing up and living life. But douches like you who literally stab people in the eye – people whose attention is diverted at the time – or who stomp on some poor kid’s head when he is down – rather than just engage in good old fashioned fist fight and stop at that – are scum and belong in prison.
You know what, the next time you get into an altercation over nothing I hope you get your throat slit. And I hope it happens in front of your girlfriend. And I hope that as your life fades away the last thing you see is the look of horror in her eyes as your jugular spills blood all over her shoes. And I hope your last thought is, “I deserve this.”
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Look how tough I am!!!!!
@ChipperBones
1) That guy started the fight.
2) That guy handed me the glass I hit him with.
3) It was not my intention to mutilate his face, I was trying to divert the attention away from my good friend, who is an upstanding citizen and a high school history teacher, and get the douche to fight me, a guy who can afford to spend a night or two in jail.
4) The dude was a reputed trouble-maker, bully, and hot-headed asshole. Like the bouncer of that bar said that night “He got what he deserved”.
Maybe YOU should have been the prosecuter in that case. I would be in prison as we speak!
Today’s Lesson: Don’t start any shit, and there won’t be any shit.