We always suspected that having your friends hold you in the air while executing a spread eagle was a bad idea, but now we finally have proof. And this is really what school is all about, learning things for yourself that older people have already told you. What concerns me is that I’m not convinced that they actually got this stunt wrong. I don’t see how this could have turned out any better, short of a typhoon ripping through the gym. I’m what you’d call a typhoon enthusiast.