Comments on: 2009 METS ARE AWFUL…LY GOOD…AT SUCKING

By: Pauly

Pauly — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:10:36 +0000

The Mets blow games like Pauly’s Mom blows guys.

TomahawkFlop — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:41:31 +0000

I don’t know Pauly’s mom, but I heard she sucks, just like the Mets.

UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:20:34 +0000

C’mon guys lay off of Pauly’s mom, I just did.

Deux-Deux-Deux — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:59:34 +0000

It’s not the Mets’ fault that their power numbers are down. CitiField is cavernous and unwelcoming. Like Pauly’s mother.

Enrico Pallazzo — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:56:24 +0000

No one has a bigger pussy than Jose Reyes. Not even Pauly’s mother and I’ve fit my head in there before.

UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:55:08 +0000

@Pauly, what time do you want to pick me up?

Pauly — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:53:36 +0000

@UU get out of my dreams and into my car.

UpstateUnderdog — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:40:08 +0000

That video would have been funnier had it been set to “yakkity sax”