06.17.09 ‘YOU GIRLS LIKE POKER? I LIKE POKER, TOO!’
I feel like a real degenerate for not having posted any coverage of the World Series of Poker, which started earlier this month, but here’s a quick, almost-no-look recap of every story line coming out of the Las Vegas event: Wow, these young guns are impressive! Phil Ivey won another bracelet! Leo’s doing a poker movie! Daniel Negreanu was so close! Phil Hellmuth is kind of a dick! Brandi Hawbaker is still dead! Bor-ing.
Fortunately, Wicked Chops Poker is picking up our slack with an excellent gallery tag from the proceedings at the Rio Las Vegas. Surely you remember whatzername from SAN two weeks ago. And yeah, there might be too much coverage in our coverage (Xzibit would approve. Maybe), but there’s something about woman playing poker that really does it for me. I guess I’m just turned on by chicks that are good at math.
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There are 11 comments about:
‘YOU GIRLS LIKE POKER? I LIKE POKER, TOO!’
Boy would I like to go all in(to her vagina)
Boy would I like to go all in(to her vagina)
I think I have a straight…in my underpants
Damn, you beat me DImpie, I only have a pair…in my shirt.
I had a full house in that condom I straight flushed last night.
@Mrs. Parker – we knew that at the flop
/because I imagine you have disgusting saggy boobs, you see.
I would love to motorboat Doyle Brunson.
/doesn’t get the commenting trend
@Merk, you would imagine wrongly…
/insert semi funny floppy nuts canadian joke here
Yeah, us Canadians are known for our sagging balls. We can throw em over our shoulders!
/insert joke here about attention whore midwestern girls who put actual photos (albeit fuzzy and high angle headshots) of themselves on sports blogs
//i stand by my saggy tit assessment.
Yo Dawg, I herd you like poker, so I put a pair in your pair, so you can raise when you raise!
/last guy left who still thinks that’s funny
She lost her pants at the tables…hate when that happens…
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