Comments on: YAO MING MIGHT BE DONE… >GONG

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:20:43 +0000

Calgon is both the “take me away” and “ancient chinese secret” shit. It’s simply a water softener, with uses ranging from bath soap to laundrty detergent. Geez!!

By: Mrs.Parker

Mrs.Parker — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:41:40 +0000

Calgon was def the “take me away” shit. there were five kids screaming and then it panned to the hot mom with strategically placed bubbles.

By: BiggieLaing

BiggieLaing — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:36:01 +0000

+1 Pauly – I wanted to put that but I wasn’t sure anyone still remembered those commercials.

By: Vagoo Guru

Vagoo Guru — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:28:13 +0000

Looks like he’s soaking in a Watermelon/Blueberry slushy from Sonic to me.

By: ChodaBoy2k

ChodaBoy2k — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:08:45 +0000

@UU I thought Calgon was a bubble bath. “Calgon, take me away”.

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:02:34 +0000

From my previous comment, I think a lack of definite articles may be my problem.

By: Hugh B. Brown v2.0

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:01:11 +0000

From the urine sample he’s holding, I think dehydration may be problem.

By: UpstateUnderdog

UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:56:55 +0000

@KJTW, your right I’m mashing up my commercials. Calgon was a laundry detergent which might not be a bad thing for Yao to soak his feet in.

By: King Jeremy the Wicked

King Jeremy the Wicked — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:54:41 +0000

I bet the root cause of this is the foot bindings Yao parents required when Yao was just a little girl.

@UU – I actually think that is Palmolive. Waiting for Marge to come out and say “Mild?? you’re soaking in it”

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:54:39 +0000

At least he still has a haircut that you could set your watch to.