Here’s a video of a gentleman wearing some sort of Arab regalia popping his automated workout cherry on the treadmill. I should point out that I have no idea if this treadmill is facing Mecca, or he holds any of the disdain for America that I would have implied in the title of this post. All I know is that dude just starts screaming like a little girl and has no idea how to make it stop. Damn whoever that was that turned the machine off for him. You destroyed an internet legend in the making, and if that doesn’t piss off Allah, I can’t imagine what would. Pfft, you and your god.