06.12.09 VICK RELEASED…BY THE FALCONS
The Michael Vick Era is, only now, officially over. The Atlanta Falcons officially released Vick, along with a semi-tailored Best Of Luck press release earlier this morning, as reported by the Miami Herald, not to be confused with my amphetamines dealer, Miami Harold:
“Michael remains suspended by the NFL. However, in the event NFL commissioner Roger Goodell decides to reinstate Michael, we feel his best opportunity to re-engage his football career would be at another club.
“Our entire organization sincerely hopes that Michael will continue to focus his efforts on making positive changes in his life, and we wish him well in that regard.”
Other NFL stuff: The Eagles apparently had five million dollars around and nothing to do with it, so they restructured Donovan McNabb’s deal and gave it to him. Instead of getting $19.2 million over the next two seasons, he’ll get $24.5m, and can still leave in 2011. Even the guys that used to run GM think that seems a bit exorbitant.
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VICK RELEASED…BY THE FALCONS
So they pay McNabb more, but can’t pony up to keep Dawkins or extend Brown?
Man, fuck Heckert
Dear any team that thinks Vick will be a viable option for you down the road,
see: picture above
signed,
Merk
Changed man or not, dude isn’t a leader.
Yesterday Jimmy Mora, Jr. said “no” to Vick and he timidly spit-shined Vick’s mud whistle for a couple of seasons here in Atlanta (where, btw, most black fans still vehemently believe Vick “dint do nuthin wrong”). In fact, he made a statement saying Seattle wouldn’t touch Vick- then he felt the need to come back later and make a STRONGER rejection statement. I guess as long as the scary black man is on the other side of the continent, Jimmy’s got his balls back. Too bad- these two shit heads deserve each other. And, Merk, you are sooooo right. Guy’s a fucking child.
McNabb and Vick would be better people if they weren’t black.
/Exactly why was Rush Limbaugh on ESPN again?
Instead of releasing him, Atlanta should’ve either drowned him or electrocuted his genitals.
Oh wait…his genitals are covered in herp. Drowned him, then.
If he doesn’t end up in Oakland I’ll lose all respect for Al Davis.
/uncertain of the definition of “respect.”
I’ll plead the fizzif this time.
I’ll just say this. Jim Mora is a faggot and Vick is still a better option at QB for Seattle than Matt Hassel”ow my”back.
/washes his hands, I’m out.
He will start a new organization – BBQ (Beleaguered Black Quarterbacks). Not to be confused with their sister organization – KFC (Krazy Fuckin Coons)
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