06.22.09 VERNON DAVIS: OUTDOORSMAN
I’m not huge on the whole “man-law” mantras that seem to be flying around all the time, especially when it comes to some of the more ridiculous minutiae. But I do believe in the first two statutes of the man code: never sit down to pee unless you’re stretching a single to a double, and if there’s not a laptop in it, it’s a purse! From the Honeymag Q&A (thanks, David):
When you’re going out without the help of a stylist, how long does it take you to get dressed?
It takes me around an hour because I have to make sure what I have on really reflects my personal style, and then it has to be perfect, or close to it.[...]
When is a murse appropriate? Do you carry one?
Yes, I carry one only when I am going to the beach, pool party or outdoor event.
An outdoor event? At say, oh I don’t know…a highway rest stop? A nude beach in San Francisco? To a protest of the new Bruno movie? No wonder Mike Singletary hates this guy…but that doesn’t really explain why coach showed him the one-eyed assistant. “See me after practice” takes on a whole new meaning with that.
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VERNON DAVIS: OUTDOORSMAN
It’s called a satchel, and I’ve got a lot of compliments on my satchel.
I sit down to pee when it’s dark so I don’t piss all over the seat.
Might as well bring back the “fanny pack” so he can carry his balls around too.
I bet Vernon has shared an umbrella with another man on more than one occasion.
I stand up to poop, I’m that hardcore.
This is the second time you’ve talked about Singletary exposing his “dirty penny”. I need clarification on whether he mooned his team or straight up gave them a brown eye. Im uhhhhh doing a school project.
Reflects his personal style? What the fuck does that mean? What exactly does a real life AND fantasy bust need style for?
LOL – San Francisco! There are many gays there. haha! Highway rest stop, nude beach… Very clever, I get it!
Serena Williams is looking well.
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