For the US Men’s National Team to advance in the FIFA Conferderations Cup, they had to beat Egypt by three goals, and then Brazil had to beat Italy by three goals, and both of those things happened over the weekend. Sweet, we advance! We’re good now! The MNT advance out of the pool stage and will play their next game Wednesday in the semifinal against the slanty Spaniards of Spain. Spain?! Aw, no! We suck again!
Anyone ever heard the expression, “Three Spaniards, four opinions.” What the hell does that even mean?