For the US Men’s National Team to advance in the FIFA Conferderations Cup, they had to beat Egypt by three goals, and then Brazil had to beat Italy by three goals, and both of those things happened over the weekend. Sweet, we advance! We’re good now! The MNT advance out of the pool stage and will play their next game Wednesday in the semifinal against the slanty Spaniards of Spain. Spain?! Aw, no! We suck again!
Anyone ever heard the expression, “Three Spaniards, four opinions.” What the hell does that even mean?
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“Three Spaniards, four opinions.” What the hell does that even mean?
I think it means Spaniards are not to be trusted. Makes sense to me.
I was robbed by a retard rasta in Barcelona trying to buy hash when I was 16. True story.
We beat Egypt??? No way. You must be in de-NILE!
I think I’ve heard of “Three Spaniards, four opinions, two girls, one cup and a pizza shop.”
This is the best thing ever to come out of soccer.
@Pauly, I agree. Who knew that ice cream could also be used as sun screen?
Seriously, that is one creepy ginger kid.