We had something special lined up for today, but we’re having some technical issues with it (without giving away what it is) and we’ll roll it out tomorrow. Fortunately, reader Eric F. came through with this contribution that really, truly has me at a loss. Incredibly done, Eric.

The Stanley Cup Final resumes tonight, and the NBA Finals start up this evening as well. Kobe will be wearing a Lakers uni for that tip, I’d imagine. Lil Wayne wrote a song about Kobe, or a track about him, or whatever they’re calling those things now. And then there’s this video from The Rap Up, featuring a woman that looks mighty similar to Kobe’s accuser in Colorado. You’ll want to listen to the lyrics on this one, kids.