06.04.09 THE KNICKS FOUND A NEW WAY TO P-SS ME OFF
This image is a spoof of one of the new potential covers for NBA 2K10; this and others have been put up for vote so that YOU THE ARDENT, ASTUTE GAMER can select the cover that appears on the game to be released October 31st. Voting starts here tomorrow and runs through June 15th.
The appearance of Kobe Bryant in a Knicks jersey would have been impressive before all this “LeBron James to the Knicks” talk hadn’t started early in the basketball year–it’s obviously fun in video games to swap star players or even create yourself (some people think it’s bush league to create yourself in a game; that’s why I always a Mexicanized incarnation of myself. You’d be impressed with the season Jorge Zambala’s having in MLB 2K9). That said, enough with the damn Knicks jerseys already. They might have the resources to sign whoever they want–but they aren’t! And the Knicks…SUCK. They haven’t earned the right to be the de facto free agent stop that everyone’s pimping them out to be. Is anybody photo-shopping Anquan Boldin into a Lions jersey? Hell, no.
Somebody needs to photoshop Kobe into a Phoenix Mercury jersey. Because that would be hilarious. And somewhat appropriate. Because he’s a girl, see.
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There are 10 comments about:
THE KNICKS FOUND A NEW WAY TO P-SS ME OFF
NHL ‘10 is gonna kick this game in the dick.
I agree Vagoo. Plus, why the hell is Bryant wearing 17?
Max, because it took 17 stitches to sew up that white chick’s ass.
Mannnnn……FUCK KOBE.
Yeah, I said it Punte.
Enrico FTW!
Girls don’t bitch as much as Kobe does.
I’m sorry; what was this post about?
I got lost in Kobe’s impressive rack.
Whoa whoa whoa, easy on the Knicks there Punte. I know the Wizards are the pride of the east and everything but cmon. The knicks need to return to the Charles Oakley I will foul the everloving shit outta you, and then comment about how the young players dress like thugs, and then smoke weed with John Starks Knicks
they need to merge this game with grand theft auto so i can carjack kobe and run over his face.
oh and the knicks dont need kobe, they need some more point guards. 7 seconds or less can suck my balls - d’antoni burn in hell.
Did anyone else witness Spike Lee’s Kobe documentary abortion? Kobe’s insightful narration was amazing; “This is where we need to play defense”, “he was guarding me, but I scored”, “a lot of the players on our team are foreign”. This was of course set to shaky camera close ups of his feet while the cameraman zoomed in and out.
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