Comments on: STEAL LANCE’S BIKE? THAT’S 3 YEARS IN PRISON http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison Sports news and gossip are fun, and your life depends on them Fri, 25 May 2012 02:58:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: BiggieLaing http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100520 BiggieLaing Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:34:29 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100520 I'm with Merk on this one. Understand the legal system before commenting. Paris sucked cocks belonging to the DA, the judge, her lawyer, the stenographer, both baliffs, 14 prison guards, the warden and her cellmate Chazz(aka Chantel)...she earned every bit of early release(pun fully intended) I’m with Merk on this one. Understand the legal system before commenting. Paris sucked cocks belonging to the DA, the judge, her lawyer, the stenographer, both baliffs, 14 prison guards, the warden and her cellmate Chazz(aka Chantel)…she earned every bit of early release(pun fully intended)

]]> By: Taco_JOnes http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100518 Taco_JOnes Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:12:15 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100518 The guy who turned the bike in was convicted? And Paris Hilton's sentence gets reduced? What a crazy legal system! The guy who turned the bike in was convicted? And Paris Hilton’s sentence gets reduced? What a crazy legal system!

]]> By: Merk http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100506 Merk Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:48:53 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100506 Dear Scott Bergen, He Stallworth didn't kill a pedestrian. He killed a mexican pedestrian. Jesus christ, I wish some people would learn the law before they make comments. Dear Scott Bergen,
He Stallworth didn’t kill a pedestrian. He killed a mexican pedestrian.
Jesus christ, I wish some people would learn the law before they make comments.

]]> By: scottbergen http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100505 scottbergen Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:43:03 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100505 So stealing things over a long period of times is 12X as bad as getting liquored up and running over a pedstrian? I'm no lawyer, but I think theft is less-prisony than killing a dude. So stealing things over a long period of times is 12X as bad as getting liquored up and running over a pedstrian? I’m no lawyer, but I think theft is less-prisony than killing a dude.

]]> By: WhyDoYouAsk http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100503 WhyDoYouAsk Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:17:20 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100503 Dung Hoang Le This guy's the shit. /fuck off; I'm tired Dung Hoang Le

This guy’s the shit.

/fuck off; I’m tired

]]> By: BiggieLaing http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100502 BiggieLaing Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:59:53 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100502 I would've asked for a conditional sentence. Something like biking across country without a bike seat, just the stem. That would be less of an ass pounding than 3 years prison will be. I would’ve asked for a conditional sentence. Something like biking across country without a bike seat, just the stem. That would be less of an ass pounding than 3 years prison will be.

]]> By: Mrs.Parker http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100501 Mrs.Parker Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:59:10 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100501 If I pay 10g for a bike, it better have one HELL of a vibrating seat. If I pay 10g for a bike, it better have one HELL of a vibrating seat.

]]> By: Pauly http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100500 Pauly Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:50:49 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100500 What about the doctor that took his ball? What about the doctor that took his ball?

]]> By: Weed Against Speed http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100499 Weed Against Speed Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:46:04 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100499 I'll have you know that I am aware of several prominent members of the Catholic Church that have placed a value on me of much more than $10,000. I’ll have you know that I am aware of several prominent members of the Catholic Church that have placed a value on me of much more than $10,000.

]]> By: Enrico Pallazzo http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/steal-lances-bike-thats-3-years-in-prison/comment-page-1#comment-100498 Enrico Pallazzo Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:43:53 +0000 http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=19814#comment-100498 Huh. I had no idea that the guy who shot up Va Tech needed a new bike. Huh. I had no idea that the guy who shot up Va Tech needed a new bike.

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